10. You miss your son’s soccer game waiting for Lady Gaga to post what she had for lunch.
9. You answer the phone: “Twello?”
8: You’ve spent millions developing iPhone waterproofing technology so you can Tweet in the shower.
7. You haven’t touched your CB radio in months.
6. You ask yourself, “What would Jesus Tweet?”
5. You sleep tweet.
4. No number 4 — writer on Twitter.
3. You stopped paying attention to this list after the first 140 characters.
2. Even Ashton Kutcher thinks you tweet too much.
1. You walked in on the landscaper retweeting your wife.
Here’s Mindy Kaling trying to explain Twitter to Dave:
…and don’t miss: You know you are too popular on Twitter when…
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#6 revised to say “What would the Buddha tweet”…uh oh
and the fact that at 2:25am I am still following links on twitter long after I said I was logging off…sheesh
We should not spend too much time on twitter because we have jobs and project
I knew I was in trouble at number 2